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Duct Tape

Postby maryholloway » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:14 am

I love duct tape on a car
It shows tender loving care
and think of all the money saved
on all of that repair.

There are three things one needs
to get through life...WD40, Duct tape and the Bible.
If it moves and shouldn't, duct tape it.
If it should move and won't, spray it with WD40.
When one doesn't know which way to turn
Turn to the Bible, The Manufacturers Handbook, for the way.
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Postby Doug Holt » Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:05 pm

Mary I think You Know by Now I realy love this Funny but inspirational as well poetry

you have penned for us here at net hugs.

your a talented writer

thanks for sharing this fun poem with us.

Doug :) ****
Thoughts Are Living Things With Wings.

You Are Never Alone. When You Think Of Others

And They Think Of You.

No Matter Where You Are

GOD Is With YOU All The Time.

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Dear Mary Holloway;

Postby Shirley Shaw » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:11 am

Now This Is Really Cute, and Funny@The Same Time...I Really Enjoyed It, and For Your Finishing Touch, If All Else Still Fails, and Dosen't Work, There's Always 'The-Bible' ,Upon, Which To Turn.....lol... :D .....Really Nice, and It's Nice To Meet You.........Very Cute.....'God Bless You'....Love, Shirley ann shaw..................................................................... :D 8) :wink:
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Re: Duct Tape

Postby maryholloway » Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:02 am

Ya'll have all become my friends on other sites as well, and I don''t nearly the time to post as I once had; however I have decided to pick a weekend and get most everything I can posted. When my house burned slap dab to the gound, 30 years of writing became ashes also. My writings and journals, my children's baby books, photo albums and our beloved Mama Manx Cat. (I was in them hospital at the time, so GOD haad still another job for me. " Precious Lord, lead me on; I will follow through smooth or thorns. My life I give to you, May your glory shine through. Make it be Your words that I speak, and Your love shine so brightly that all the world will be drawn to you and then 'every knee shall bow and everuy tongue shall confedd that JESUS CHRIST IS THE KING OF KINGS, THE LORD OF LORDS AND JUDGEMENT DAY HAS ARRIVED !

Are you each and everyone prepared at all times. or just when there is a discussion or show on TV? Life is NOT a dress rehearsal so make it count for something...don't leave this spiritual being in the dark that we are spiritual beings having s human experience and will returm to our spiritual bodies.

Let us all lift up our voices to Our Heavenly Father, who knows how the battle winds up. Learn from history or embrace it when it comes beating down your homes, indoctrinating our children and putting America the Great on the downhill much to the chagrin of Demcrat.
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Re: Duct Tape

Postby Jeff Guest » Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:42 pm

Amen, where in the world would we be without those things!!! :lol: Love the write, God Bless You! :wink:
"For God’s mercy reaches unto the heavens, and His truth unto the clouds" (Psalm 57:10, NKJV).
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