HANG ON DAVE

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HANG ON DAVE

Postby Marlys » Thu May 27, 2010 5:31 pm

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I have a little kitty, one which I named Dave
He reminded me of Letterman, so the name I gave

I love to jump into my car, and take a little ride
Fresh air from the windows down, and Dave right by my side

He has a funny way with things, that always makes me smile
Especially the look he gets, when traveling a while

I guess I shouldn't let him drink, from my cup of tea
All that caffeine gets to him, and then he has to pee

Although Dave doesn't say a word, I know with just a glance
When he starts to wiggle round, and do the pee-pee dance

He is very well house-trained, he's not being naughty
It's just the car that gets to him, and makes him need to potty

"Hang on Dave" I shout to him, "It's just a little more"
"Right up ahead you'll find relief, at the kitty litter store"

Marlys

This graphic made me do it!!
BE TRUE TO YOURSELF!
Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, Love truly and forgive quickly.
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Brenda Pike » Mon May 31, 2010 12:22 am

MARLYS, THIS IS TO CUTE AND FUNNY I LOVE THIS. WOW A CAT THAT WILL RIDE IN THE CAR, FOR REAL? HECK FIRE I'D BE AFRAID HE WOULD GO BESERK AND RIP THE HEAD LINER OUT OR CRAP ALL OVER THE PLACE. ARE YOU PULLING OUR LEG FOR A LAUGH OR WHAT? I HAD A CAT, I THOUGHT HE WANTED TO SHOWER WITH ME BUT HE WENT BALLISTIC ON ME AND CLAWED HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF THE SHOWER CURTAIN SCREAMING, I HATE YOU!! SO I'M CURIOUS, HAVE YOU A CAT THAT RIDES AROUND WITH YOU???? GREAT POEM. LOVE BRENDA
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Marlys » Mon May 31, 2010 9:44 am

Well Brenda..I have had cats that like to ride but most hate it. Cat's like predictable situations so if they have ever been taken to a vet once....they will always think the car is bringing them back there again!! Mine ride with me, but the look on their face is always a bit worried..
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Brenda Pike » Mon May 31, 2010 2:51 pm

MARLYS, THANKS FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION. I SUPPOSE A CAT WOULD GET USE TO RIDING IN A CAR IF YOU TRAINED IT AS A KITTEN AND TOOK IT EVERY WHERE YOU WENT. I HAD A CAT JUMP IN A RENTAL TRUCK AT MY BROTHERS AND RODE TO LOUISVILLE, KY. AND FROM THERE TO NASHVILLE, TENN. AND WHEN THE DOOR OPEN THE CAT WAS A GONE CAT OVER THE HILLS OF TENN. HE FLEW. I THINK HIS TRAVELING DAYS WERE OVER. HE HAD ENOUGH. LOVE BRENDA
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby rosypetal » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:02 pm

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"... I need to go~~~!!!"


the poem is very funny! I like the idea, and the image, the rhyming of it!!!
love it!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Marlys » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:38 pm

Thank you Rosy!
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Shirley Baucom » Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:32 pm

Marlys, I adore this little poem..You are delightful!! Love, Shirley B
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Linner » Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:56 pm

WHAT A TRIP YOU ARE, GIRL !! DAVE HAS TO BE LOTS OF FUN FOR YOU !! I USED TO HAVE A LARGE, LONG HAIRED DOMESTIC CAT THAT WALKED LIKE A RACOON !! HIS NAME WAS TIGGER AND I INHERITED HIM FROM MY DAUGHTER AT LESS THAN A YEAR, BECALUSE HE WAS A WINDOW SCREEN TEARER-OUTER AND SHE COULDN'T KEEP HIM SAFE. HE HAD BEEN DE-CLAWED, AND SHE WORRIED ABOUT HIS SAFETY OUTDOORS. WELL, THAT TIGGER CAT, WHO WAS A NASTY LITTLE NIPPER ( HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY) LIVED TO BE 11 YEARS OLD !! HE NEVER CARED FOR THE CAR, THO;UGH, NOT LIKE DAVE. TOO BAD, BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE HAD LOTS OF ROAD TRIPS WSITH ME AND RANDY !!! BOY, COULD HE FILL UP A LITTERBOX, TOO...YIKES !! BIG CAT...BIG YOU-KNOW-WHATS !!!! LOL !!! CUTEST LI'L STORY I'VE READ IN A WHILE AND THANKS FOR THE SMILES !!

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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Marlys » Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:01 pm

Thank you Linda!! I wrote this before I took my little trip to visit my kids..I have been trying to peek in here when I get the chance but I am lost without my own computer and all my little animations..
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Linner » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:50 pm

KNOW THE FEELING, GIRL. HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR TRIP !! :lol: :wink:
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Re: HANG ON DAVE

Postby Marlys » Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:41 am

I am having a wonderful time ,thank you!
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