I have a little kitty, one which I named Dave
He reminded me of Letterman, so the name I gave
I love to jump into my car, and take a little ride
Fresh air from the windows down, and Dave right by my side
He has a funny way with things, that always makes me smile
Especially the look he gets, when traveling a while
I guess I shouldn't let him drink, from my cup of tea
All that caffeine gets to him, and then he has to pee
Although Dave doesn't say a word, I know with just a glance
When he starts to wiggle round, and do the pee-pee dance
He is very well house-trained, he's not being naughty
It's just the car that gets to him, and makes him need to potty
"Hang on Dave" I shout to him, "It's just a little more"
"Right up ahead you'll find relief, at the kitty litter store"
This graphic made me do it!!