* Hoof Beat of Her Heart *

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* Hoof Beat of Her Heart *

Postby Jeff Guest » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:29 pm

Hoof Beat of Her Heart...


He lives across the prairie
In a little town so far away
He is her handsome stranger
Even though he may be gay


She imagines him in the hayloft
Throwing bales to and fro
He’s not much one for bathing
She's got a clothespin for her nose


He’s kinda lean on muscle
Pretty much on the skinny side
She's got enough for them both
Cause she was born extra wide


Gazing at that big ole sky
Wishing upon every single star
Longing for her handsome stranger
He's every hoof beat of her heart!!!




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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Linner » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:43 pm

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Ya got ya some wonderful friends all over the place, Jeffwies, don't ya !!!! Careful you don't get that heart "stomped" on now !! Thanks for the giggles !!

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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Jeff Guest » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:47 pm

Playin Frontierville, and readin Kay's western poems has plumb brought out the cowboy in me!!! Glad it gave ya a giggle, laughter is the best medicine little lady!!!
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Linner » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:48 pm

How does Shorty feel about this ?? How is he doin', anyway ?? :P
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Jeff Guest » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:53 pm

Got him parked under a tree, we road the lonesome prairie all mornin tryin to corral our gopher herd!!!
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Linner » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:01 pm

Dang...I know that's hot work....them gophers can scatter quicker'n anything on four legs !! Good thing there was a tree !! Tell my boy that I said "HI", okay ??? :lol: :wink:
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Jeff Guest » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:04 pm

He's puttin apps on his new iphone right now, I hollar at him when he's done, he's gettin cranky in his old age!!! :lol:
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Linner » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:06 pm

Gosh no....don't bother him right now....it takes lotsa concentration to do those Ipod thingies I have heard. He sure is one smart stallion !! :lol: :wink:
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Chee Chee Martin » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:18 pm

Git along little doggie, git along!! Hee-hee!! :-) I heard you were into ropin' and brandin'!! Had no idea you were into bronco ridin' too!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :-) You nut!!! You crack me up!! What will your devious mind think up next!!! :-) The exchange between you and Linda had me laughing so hard!!! Both of you need some hep!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! :-) Thanks for the laughter!! I needed that!! :-) Hugs ~ Chee :-)
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Linner » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:28 pm

Wal, iffen you wanta help, Chee...that's okay with me !! Sure are a lotta gophers out on the prairie !! Guess we gotta bring our own mounts, though...Shorty be a one man steed !! :lol: :lol:
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Jeff Guest » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:32 pm

I got a 75 year old woman from Germany who's my neighbor on Frontierville, she calls me her handsome stranger!!! I keep tellin her it could never work cause I might be gay & don't like sauerkraut!!! Glad it gave you guys a giggle or 2!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Jeff Guest » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:33 pm

Heck fire, we can tripple on ole Shorty, he be stronger than a team of oxen!!! :lol:
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Linner » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:35 pm

DON'T KNOW 'BOUT THAT 'MAY BE GAY' STUFF, BUT YOU SHORE ARE A JOLLY FELLER !! I CANNOT ... SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE SAUERKRAUT!! WHY, IT'S DELICIOUS WITH PORK STEAK AND ONIONS AND SOME SEASONINGS ALL PILED ON TOP OF MASHED TATIES !!! GOOD FUEL FOR THE "YOU KNOW WHAT", TOO...LOL !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Jeff Guest » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:41 pm

I love sauerkraut, I just like to tease Ursala about it!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: * Hoof Beat of My Heart *

Postby Linner » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:43 pm

WHO GETS TO SIT IN THE MIDDLE ??? ON SHORTY, THAT IS...LOL :lol: :roll: :wink:
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