~The St.Patricks'Midget That Wanted To Be Tall-By Dev Rife~

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~The St.Patricks'Midget That Wanted To Be Tall-By Dev Rife~

Postby Shirley Shaw » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:25 pm

Once upon a time,
there was a Midget, named Bobby !
He was 1-foot-2 !
He got very mad,
because he wasn't tall enough
to play basketball !
So, he always got',mad', and hit the wall !
So, the next day, he said, he was going to become Tall !
So, the Midget took some balls and chains,
to hang from them, to stretch himself,from the ceiling
into becoming taller !
But, when he tried that, nothing happened !
And he was still small !
He felt like he didn't 'fit in', at all !
So, he decided to hunt for a ,'pot of gold'!
Then he found this pot of gold,
and decided that it was enough money,
to get surgery, so he could be made Taller !
Guess what, that's how he got Taller,
and he became St. Patrick, just for fun!
(Written by Devin Allen Rife-My Grandson)...
(c)*(03/07/2011)...
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BUT HE'S STILL NOT VERY TALL THOUGH"
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Re: ~The St.Patricks'Midget That Wanted To Be Tall-By Dev Rife~

Postby Hope » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:20 pm

Devin,
This is so good I really love your writing! I really enjoyed this it brought a smile to my face. Keep writing so we can enjoy reading your poems.

God Bless You Love Eva
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Re: ~The St.Patricks'Midget That Wanted To Be Tall-By Dev Rife~

Postby Brenda Pike » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:24 am

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DEVIN, THIS IS A GREAT POEM AND STORY, LOVE IT. WOW, YOU ARE REALLY GETTING VERY GOOD AT WRITING. KEEP WRITING DEVIN, GREAT WORK. MANY BLESSINGS TO YOU. LOVE BRENDA
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Re: ~The St.Patricks'Midget That Wanted To Be Tall-By Dev Rife~

Postby Shirley Shaw » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:26 pm

thank you Eva and Brenda. This is Devin i am glad you like my poem it is supossed to be funny. love devin.
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