At's Da Saw!!!

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At's Da Saw!!!

Postby Jeff Guest » Sun May 29, 2011 3:05 pm

I was standin at's da saw
When I heared da BOSS's call...

You bought got dat done???
I twyin to hurry Hun!!!

We's got'sa deadwine ta meet
Hope's ya ain't Dwaggin yer feets!!!

Got's it all gwued & scwewed
Fixin ta give it one of dem Handcwafted tattoos!!!

She says golly gee whata bought a good sand
Posta be rustic, really not parta da plan!!!

Okey Dokey, don't be a Pokey
I fwom up North, I NO Southern Hokey!!!

Recoverwin from a good slap
Bwuised an seepin sap!!!

She says dat Birdhouse Bench is mine
Okey Dokey Hun dat'll be fine!!!

No money for me's dis time
All dis Wankee can do's is whine!!!

We stood der an tarted ta ponder
Boff weally tartin ta wonders!!!

Why does we boff talk's in rhyme
Don't know's, we's dun it's all da time!!!

Da concwusion she finawee dwawn
Not was milled, sanded er sawn!!!

We's jus boff a couple a poets
Holly Poop's I's never no'ed it!!!

God Bless's each & all
Some short, some of a us tall!!!

Each one wiff many talents
We's jus gotta learn the balwance!!!

God is always GOOD
Twy notta be misunderstood!!!

Always wemember who in charge
Er yer wip will wook mighty large!!!

Sorry me talks so funny
But Pokem's got's all da money!!!

Hope yer day is sunny
I jus twyin ta be a wittle funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
"For God’s mercy reaches unto the heavens, and His truth unto the clouds" (Psalm 57:10, NKJV).
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Re: At's Da Saw!!!

Postby Pokey's Heart » Sun May 29, 2011 4:17 pm

heheee..you nut, you!
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Pokey
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Re: At's Da Saw!!!

Postby Hope » Sun May 29, 2011 9:03 pm

Jeff,
This is so cute it made me laugh! Pokey knows what she is doing if she has all the money LOL! I hang onto Toms money also he doesn't need it anyways LOL! I am just kidding.

God Bless You Love Eva
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Re: At's Da Saw!!!

Postby Linner » Mon May 30, 2011 9:51 pm

I'SE SETTIN' HERE GIGGWIN AND GIGGWIN MY FANNY ARBUCKLE OFF !! Y0U'SE GAWN 'N DUN IT AGIN, JEFFWIES...I JIST WUVS MY FUNNY BONES TIKKWELD BY YORE SENSKA HOOMER...DEY AIN'T NUN LIKE YOOS, AND DAT DERE POKEY, SHE IS SHORE GOT YER NUMBER, FREND !!! AH IS SO GWAD DAT YOU'SE BOFE AGREE DAT SHE'S RITE MOST A DA TIMIES...YOU CAIN'T STAND TA LOSE TOO MUCH O' DAT DERE SAP !!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LODES OB LUBS TO DA BOFE OF YA'S !! LINNER :D :) :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
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Re: At's Da Saw!!!

Postby Patsy McNutt Morgan » Tue May 31, 2011 11:33 pm

YOU ALL ARE CWAZZEE !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: PALATSY :lol: :lol:
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Re: At's Da Saw!!!

Postby hisheart » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:34 pm

Hi Jeffwy & Pokey Bee,

It tookt me at weast 3 times of weeding dis to wememba dis wangguege. It be hawder dan I wemembed.
But dis is vewy funny when yoos unnerstands it. You can weely wite good powtwy, Jeffwy.

When I twied to weed it to yoos, I not unnerstan
But now dat I wed it ober, It has a wythum wike we had in da band
So de Hinney Band needs to pwaktise togedder to gits our whistles jus wite
And we will be weddie to mach and play inney time ob de day or nite

So Jeffwy take dem low notes
And Pokey takes da hi
And Karwen Dunkers will stand in de middle
And we whistle till the people say
"My Oh My"!

We are most unuseuall
And we has a bewy distinkt sound
And evewy time we whisstel
There is a funny smewl dat goes awound

Now yous eedder wubs us or yoos hates us
It is accowding to your pewsunul tastes
If you likes de smewl of old egg yolks
Den you wont wanna mis our show dates

You nebba nose when we mite shows up
It kinna depenze on what we do or thinks
But it you weely want to experience de best
Just follow de whistles and the stinkx.

Jeffwy, I still tinks you is Koo Koo!
Karwen Dunkers
& Ikey Dunkers,too
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